This is what a Captain Corn Smash interview would look like.

Yes!

Eat your vegetables.

Stick RPG Complete; The highly anticipated completion of a cult classic.

Run an item shop

Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you were a duck?

Get a job, raise your stats, buy various items, etc. Get cheats and map at cloudflash.net

Get to sleep by counting the sheep. If you miscount or an alarm goes off, you'll wake up.

Noob tutorial that covers custom cursors, cursor chasers, cursor watchers and mouse mazes.

A detailed RPG tutorial, includes beginner and advanced sections!

A Small Tutorial